On Having Cancer
There is, of course, much room for disagreement, but I believe that having cancer is boring. I always thought I'd live to be 99 and be shot by the jealous husband of a 30 year old. Now that - is going out with a bang. (All puns intended.) Cancer is the #2 cause of death in America. How mundane!
Well meaning people hold these Relay For Life events. Please folks, don't bother on my account. People who run dress ridiculously and look like they're in much worse pain than I. Wouldn't "Marathon Screwing For Pleasure" be more my style? (Note- it is not "For Life". Be responsible.)
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